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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 6:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Coference??? Co ference!!!
It's CoNference. CONFERENCE.

You are a shining example of our horrendous education system and why our country is in such trouble.
But dont worry bout no spellin. Next time I see you working at the Mac Donalds, I'll help you count my change back to me.

Ridiculous.

This post was modified by average_joe on 2009-06-08 13:08:50

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Poster: angular Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:18pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Actually it's Mc Donalds.

Glass houses and stones.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:42pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

I know. I just like to pronounce it Mack Donalds.



Big balls and teabags.

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:56pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I prefer Inn N' Out [sic?]

Big mac, small mac, burger and fries
Shove 'em in boxes all the same size
Easy on the mustard, heavy on the sauce
Double for the fat boy, eats like a horse.
Fry them patties and send 'em right through
Microwave oven going to fry me too
Can't lose my job by getting in a rage
Got to get my hands on that minimum wage.

Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want
Got to make it fast, it's a Fast Food Restaurant.

Shake's full of plastic, meat's full of worms
Everything's zapped so you won't get germs
Water down the ketchup, easier to pour on
Pictures on the register in case you're a moron.
Keep your uniform clean, don't talk back
Blood down your shirt going to get you the sack
Sugar, grease, fats and starches
Fine to dine at the golden arches.

Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want
Got to make it fast, it's a Fast Food Restaurant.

Baby thrown up, booth number 9
Wash it down, hose it down, happens all the time
Cigarettes in the coffee, contact lens in the tea
I'd rather feed pigs than humanity.

Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want
Got to make it fast, it's a Fast Food Restaurant.

-- Richard Thompson

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 2:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I prefer Inn N' Out [sic?]

Reading that gave me the McShits.

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Poster: Styrofoam Cueball Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Hao Lahng B4 U Lurn Hou 2 Spel?

Let's get *really* picky: It's "McDonald's" all run together, like that. All this cunt-hair splitting is tiresome, though... ;-)

"It's not what you mean; it's how it sounds." - Tom Carson

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Poster: subterraneangardens Date: Jun 8, 2009 7:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Who really cares about spelling.I sure do not. Spelling has nothing to do with intelligence, except with ignorant types like you. I often misspell words on purpose in pro se legal action. I often gives my advisary fellings of confidence. it is Nunc Pro Tunc. thanks a lot for coming you moron say something about spelling again you washed up 4th grade teacher. Go ahead and try and suppress learning.When they say the truth will set you free. It means you cannot control the way I think you moron.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 8:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Obviously I hit a nerve among the Mac Donalds employees.

I do have one question for you though.

How many days did it take for you to memorize the sentence, "would you like to super-size your meal?"

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jun 8, 2009 6:51am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

I just hope you didn't have to edit this to correct any mis-spellings.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 7:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

No, I edited it to change the subject line. And I think I should have spelled 'Spell' as 'Spelt.'

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Poster: high flow Date: Jun 8, 2009 9:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

It's hard to be down on Mac Donald's, because what our country really needs is a beefy injection of Mac Capitalism.

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Poster: spacedface Date: Jun 8, 2009 9:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

We also need more feedlots.

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Poster: Buck Degraw Date: Jun 8, 2009 9:18am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Geez looks like someone needs to get laid. What a dick. I misspell shit all the time and no I don't work in fast food ( not that there's anything wrong with that).

What's I think is wrong with this world is pricks like you running off at the mouth, unhelpful and arrogant. You serve no purpose, helpful and no such way. Obviously your not happy either or you wouldn't waste your time pointing out trivial shit.

If you had any sense you would realize that someone has to work at those shitty jobs, and if the millions that do decided to go to school and compete for a reasonable paying job, you would face a hell of alot more competition in the job market. You might find yourself working at Mac Donald's.

Remember what your name is AVERAGE Joe, fall back in line and shut your piehole.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 11:27am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

You just defended ignorance.

If you would pay some attention to what's going on in this country, you would realize that the number of people that drop out of high school is in direct correlation to the number of prisons that they are building.

So, that some person that can't read or write or do basic math is the same person who's breaking into my house.

You just keep defending people to not better themselves and perpetuate the cycle of poverty.

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:23pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

''You just keep defending people to not better themselves''

The guy wrote lyrics to a dead song, and you responded like an asshole. Who needs to better themselves? Please look in the mirror if you want to see someone who needs to better their self.

This post was modified by Drastical Improvement on 2009-06-08 19:23:20

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Defending ignorance? No. Combating Arrogance? Maybe.You are making way to much out of this, it was a spelling error. It happens to people on this forum all the time, yet you don't call out the regulars...to correlate a misspelled word with crime is ridiculous.

Btw if you had a clue on what you were talking about you would know that large portion of the people in jail are there for non violent drug offenses.

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:19pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

''You just keep defending people to not better themselves''

The guy wrote lyrics to a dead song, and you responded like an asshole. Who needs to better themselves? Please look in the mirror if you want to see someone who needs to better themselves.

This post was modified by Drastical Improvement on 2009-06-08 19:19:17

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Poster: Edsel Date: Jun 8, 2009 11:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Joe, I know lots of folks who live in poverty, and they are just as literate, and eloquent as anyone else.
Poverty is external, ignorance is internal, and one is not necessarily to blame for the other.
Besides that, for once I find myself in agreement with JOTS, it probably was just a typo that started all of this.

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:13pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Amen. Average Joe is a freakin joke.The dude does nothing but try to call people out as if hes a saint. The guy is probably sittin at home lonely with no women, no kids and no one that can stand him in the flesh. Ya big man you are Average Joe.

Once again all the dude did was post beautiful lyrics to a grateful dead song ( which joe had never heard so he assumed it wasn't). Tell me again what's so wrong about that?

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Poster: Edsel Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:29pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Don't be too quick with your Amen, there were several defences of ignorance present, and I'm not attacking Joe by any stretch of the imagination.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jun 8, 2009 11:24am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

He can't shut it til he finishes chewing those two all beef patties pickles special sauce seasame seed buns he's bitten into...

Uh-oh...may be a typo in there.

I would note, however, that I think Ave Joe and the poster have some history, so I don't think it was really about the spelling alone...

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:56pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Welcome to the forum, may I take your order?

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:18pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

I was going to say he (you, AJ) can't shut it til you (mis-speller or someone else?) get your head out, but somehow it didn't seem right. Depends what folks mean by a male pie hole. Assume you know, AJ, that I knew what was what with your comment on spelling. I didn't have a problem with it since I fig'd what you were doing...

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

There once was this average joe
Who had no better place to go
Seems obsessed with dick
Can't find a love to give his a lick
Truth hurts, don't it bro

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Yawn, that's got to be the weakest one yet.

I hope you didn't bust a blood vessel in your eye coming up with that. It just wasn't worth it.

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 2:16pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

I didn't come up with that, it was one of the ones from the initial post.

latebutdeadicated- was the original poster of that. Sorry late, I guess we see how joe feels about that one. Ouch.

http://www.archive.org/iathreads/post-view.php?id=150598

There once was this average joe
Who had no better place to go
Yes he had some fun with Late
Who thought sucking dick was grate
He would do it for five bucks a throw.

That's one of yours. You honestly think that's any better...Cuss its not.

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 2:21pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

''I hope you didn't bust a blood vessel in your eye coming up with that. It just wasn't worth it.''

That sentence is not properly worded.To say I hope you didn't is to assume you don't know. To say wasn't is to assume that I did, which is incorrect.

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Poster: DrasticaI lmprovement Date: Jun 10, 2009 8:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

I know who I am. Do you know who you are? Coward.

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Poster: whirlwind dreamer 65-95 Date: Jun 8, 2009 9:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

english is a foreign language to the america's isnt it? mmm just think they were teaching me a foreign language all those years in school.

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Poster: subterraneangardens Date: Jun 8, 2009 11:35am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Hey Joe where are you goin with that green weeny in your mouth.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:31pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Take a lesson in a witty response. Now, this is funny.

Poster: robthewordsmith Date: September 19, 2007 10:00:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

Oh look here comes average Joe Troll
Pulling limericks out of his hole
Not the one in the ground
But the one that is found
Where Daddy Troll slides in his pole

Read the whole thread, it's pretty hilarious.
http://www.archive.org/iathreads/post-view.php?id=150598

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

A number of those were funny, especially Rob's. Yours were pretty weak though, honestly- Dry, and lacking wit.

One thing I did notice was this.

''I get the feeling we could do this all day. I will try and be less combative though.''

Sure have come a long way in almost two years Joe... Way to better yourself.

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: Jun 8, 2009 10:17am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

dude, I think that's a typo. Geez, this isn't a college thesis we're writing here lighten up.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 11:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Man, I'm as light as a feather.
I'm just a little bored today and I was hoping that busting on a troll would bring a little excitement to my day.
I know it's not very mature, but Tell's responses are cracking me up. And that's what I was going for.

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: Jun 8, 2009 11:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Don't feed trolls man, it always makes things worse. Besides, there's worse things than quoting some lyrics ( he didn't even alter them ). I love the 8-18-70 version

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:18pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

You're right. The troll Drastical is out and about now.
My fault.

Guess I wasn't too smarticle.

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Why are you going to support joe by calling him a troll johnny. All he did was post song lyrics and the dude went off. You think that's ok? What makes you guys think you have the right to call anyone a troll anyways, your not paying anything, you didn't create this site.

You take a defensive position for something that in no way belongs to you. Sounds similar to the position on the soundboards, people think they have some sort of right to them but they don't. I'm pretty sure your against that aren't you johnny.


7-14-70 has the best version by far btw
http://www.archive.org/details/gd70-07-14.sbd.cotsman.17815.sbeok.shnf

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Drastical Is Smarticle....

Dude, I don't see you contributing to anything positive on this forum. There are 3 or 4 posts above this one that are Dead related and positive.

Yet, you haven't responded to any of those.

Why is that?

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Drastical Is Smarticle....

Sad thing is you probably have more in common with the "delinquents" your initial rant was against then you would like to admit.

When your bored, instead of doing something constructive, you stir up trouble.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 1:22pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Drastical Is Smarticle....

And what are you doing?

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Poster: Drastical Improvement Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

It was freakin lyrics to a dead song you asshole, that it. What makes him a troll for that. I bet you didn't even know that was a grateful dead song you tool.

Jesus what an arrogant pompous asshole. I would love to see you talk this shit to someones face.

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Poster: jerrys missing finger Date: Jun 11, 2009 6:52am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re:

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This post was modified by jerrys missing finger on 2009-06-11 13:52:42

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Poster: DrasticaI lmprovement Date: Jun 10, 2009 5:21am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

I know I'm a coward. I've always been a ckicken shit. Thanks for pointing out my short comings. I appreciate it.
Can't we go back to obssessing about cock?

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jun 9, 2009 6:55am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

This is actually a really great "handle"! Why hasn't someone thought of this before?

Suppose you need a "'" in there for possesive's sake, but good call!

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Jun 8, 2009 12:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: How Long Before You Learn How To Spell?

Take a lesson in trolling boy.

http://www.archive.org/iathreads/post-view.php?id=150598